so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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