He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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