i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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