If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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