I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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