i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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