we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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