next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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