Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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