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What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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