I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
where are you?
Hypothermia
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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