I could have mohawked her pubes.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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