Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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