I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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