that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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