Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Green mimosas i think yes
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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