trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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