Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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