Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
There r osticjed everywhere
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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