and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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