Three words: puerto rican gang bang
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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