Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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