erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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