i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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