the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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