marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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