She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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