I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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