you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I am in a vortex of obligation.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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