The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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