Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Come see our sink grown plant.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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