so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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