did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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