u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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