ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Randomize
