Dual....:-)
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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