Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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