At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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