Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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