Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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