It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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