No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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