rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Boobs are out for the taking
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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