you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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