As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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