I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
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