Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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