at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
My nipple is on Facebook.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
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