ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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