She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
someone owes me an orgasm
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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