The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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