What tipped you off? The sombrero?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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