Jerry, you need to find god
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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